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The Geogre Carlin Theory

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends…
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do
you get at the end of it? Death. I mean, what’s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You shold die first, get it out of the way.
Then you move to an old people’s home. You
get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch
and then you go to work. You work for forty years until you’re
young enough to enjoy your retirement. You have fun, party
plenty, then you get ready for senior school. Then you go to
junior school, you become a kid, you play and you have no
responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the
womb, spend your last nine months floating… and you finish
off as an orgasm 😀

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